Witch for Hire – Freezer Spell

Description

Engage me to cast your Freezer Spell! This is a great spell to use when you need to freeze someone or something out of your life. Whatever it is, it’s toxic energy that’s causing you damage. You need to mitigate its effects on you, and you need to do it quick. There is one issue with the freezer spell, which I have solved for you. Read on to find out more.

What is the Freezer Spell?

It’s putting them in deep chill, freezing their influence and their energy. My shadow guides will assist me in freezing that fucker out of your life. I will use a liquid base (this won’t just be water!) and a variety of herbs and botanicals, all aligned for your specific intent. These are used to add a little bit extra to the spell. Say your target cheated on you, I could freeze that little penis so he can’t stick it in anyone else. After the spell is cast, I will stick them in my freezer.

Candle magick will also feature, and this in itself is a whole separate ritual.

Your part in the Freezer Spell

The downside of this spell is that you need to keep the cunt in the freezer and, witches, my freezer isn’t big enough. And I’m sorry but I don’t want your toxicity next to my food for long periods of time! You will be required to attend at my home within 12 hours of the spellcasting to collect your frozen little fucker. You will then put them in your own freezer, for as long as you see fit.

I will also have a wee consultation with you beforehand, to find out exactly what you need the spell to do. We will agree a time for the spellcasting, in order that you are able to attend to collect your spell within the 12 hour window.

A Solution to the Unfreezing

I’ve touched on one big problem with the Freezer Spell. The fact they’re in your freezer. What I do is keep them in my freezer until I feel the initial threat has passed. Then I remove it and dispose of it in a rubbish bin away from my home, ideally at a crossroads. Dump it in the bin and walk away without looking back. By the time the spell defrosts, it will be covered in all manner of shite, thus containing the influence. And then of course, off to the dump they go!

If you would prefer to work with me to cast your spell and take it straight home to go into your own freezer, book a spellcasting session here.