Why am I the Best Psychic in Lanarkshire?
Salty, Sweary, Spooky Accurate Tarot Readings in Central Scotland
Hi, I’m Joanne — tarot healer, online psychic and intuitive witch, based in Wishaw, Lanarkshire (right in the heart of Scotland). I work from my sacred space at my home in Wishaw, Lanarkshire, Central Scotland. This is where I provide tarot readings, reiki healings, and all sorts of witchy activities and gatherings! I will always do my utmost to accommodate urgent appointments for face to face tarot readings and video psychic readings (a video reading is the better option for same day appointments).
How Good Am I?
I’m fucking good. Why? Because my connection to spirit (and my cards) is the real deal. I don’t sugarcoat shit, I don’t do vague — I tell you what I see. I understand where you’ve been, I can see exactly where you are right now, and I’ll show you where you’re headed next.
I’m not your average reader — I’m here to give you truth, clarity, and a good laugh along the way. I’m inclusive and my interpretation of the cards fits with the world we’re living in. I’ll pick up on all of the concerns of the modern day, and I have a speciality in narcissistic relationship readings.
Face to Face Appointments
Make your appointment to come and meet me at my sacred space in Wishaw! Click here to book an in person reading. This is where you will find my tarot services, reiki healings and witchcraft offerings. Video readings are also available here.
Online Tarot Readings by voice message
Lastly, I love doing my tarot readings by voice message (mainly on WhatsApp). These readings are perfect for you to listen to at the time that’s perfect for you (distance reiki healing included at no extra cost, it’s something special that I do!). Bonus: you also have your reading to listen to as many times as you want! If you’d like to order an online voice message psychic reading, please do visit my online witchy and psychic shop here! Or if you would prefer, you can use Fresha to book a voice message reading.
⚡Content Warning!
I come with a content warning — I’m not for the easily offended.
Yes, I’ll eff and blind my way through your tarot reading (in person or online), and I make no apologies for it. That’s just how I channel — raw, real, and full of passion. My colourful language doesn’t take away from the healing, insight, or spooky accuracy I bring to every reading.
It all contributes to making me a fiercely intuitive psychic and healer with a burning love for the cards, and a deep trust in what I call my Truth of Tarot.